Theh weel be no fooleesh wond wehveeng or silly incantehshuns in this class. As sahch, Ah doon’t expe’ many oov ya to appreshiyeh’ the sah’le sahnce an exah’ ah’ tha’ is pooshoon making. ‘Owevah, foor thoose seleck few whoo pahsess thaw predispoosishun, Ah kin teach ya ‘ow ta bewitch tha moind and ensneh tha senses. Ah kin tell yaa ha ta bo’le fame, brew glowry and even put a stoppah on Deaf, yah.
AND THEN I DIED FROM LAUGHTER.